Step 1- Buy her pizza.
Step 2- Make her cum.
Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater
(via loboland)@3 weeks ago with 90875 notes
tubamamamania said: Your URL literally made me feel like shit, but in the good way where it made my day.
:)@4 months ago
I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off
(via best-of-funny)@9 months ago with 259671 notes
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
(via best-of-funny)@9 months ago with 254677 notes