#oh my god #favorite
tubamamamania said: Your URL literally made me feel like shit, but in the good way where it made my day.
:)@3 months ago
I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off
(via best-of-funny)@8 months ago with 259146 notes
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
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